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September 2010

17 posts

Perl, the first postmodern computer language - Perl.com → perl.com

I’m here to talk about why Perl and Linux have both been so successful.

I still feel like I have to justify Perl all the time to a lot of people.

The Modernist believes in OR more than AND. Postmodernists believe in AND more than OR. … At least we can use Perl as an example. In Perl, AND has higher precedence than OR does. There you have it. That proves Perl is a postmodern language.

I picked the feature set of Perl because I thought they were cool features. I left the other ones behind because I thought they sucked.

When’s the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

One of the characteristics of a postmodern computer language is that it puts the focus not so much onto the problem to be solved, but rather onto the person trying to solve the problem.

The very fact that it’s possible to write messy programs in Perl is also what makes it possible to write programs that are cleaner in Perl than they could ever be in a language that attempts to enforce cleanliness.

We’re not objective about Perl, but as postmodernists, we freely admit that we’re not objective, and we try to compensate for it when we want people to think we’re objective. Or when we want to think ourselves objective. Or, at least, not objectionable.

We’ve actually been doing open source for a couple of decades now. Why is it suddenly taking off now? Why not twenty years ago. Linux could have been written twenty years ago, albeit not by Linus.

As Heidi would say: ‘Tsall good. Except when it sucks.

Aug 31, 2010

August 2010

23 posts

Aug 31, 2010
“Take a look at Tuesday night’s box score in the baseball game between New York and Toronto. The Yankees won, 11-5. Now look at the weather summary, showing a high of 71 for New York. The score and temperature are not subject to debate.” —Building a Nation of Know-Nothings - NYTimes.com
Aug 30, 2010
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Aug 30, 2010
Aug 30, 2010
A VC: What A CEO Does → avc.com

A CEO does only three things.

1) Sets the overall vision and strategy of the company and communicates it to all stakeholders.

2) Recruits, hires, and retains the very best talent for the company.

3) Makes sure there is always enough cash in the bank.

Aug 30, 2010
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Aug 26, 2010
Superfreakonomics: Everything you know about Global Warming is wrong - Times Online → timesonline.co.uk

Once you eliminate the moralism and the angst, the task of reversing global warming boils down to a straightforward engineering problem: how to get 34 gallons per minute of sulphur dioxide into the stratosphere. The answer: a garden hose to the sky.

Aug 26, 2010
Expand Your Sense of Fun

As a runner, your definition of fun—which might once have included water parks, screwball comedies on DVD, and scrapbooking—must be, well, let’s just say broadened and might include:

Waking up at 5:30 a.m. to run 10 miles

Running in blistering heat

Running in the rain

Running in 400-meter circles

Feeling as if your lungs are about to explode

Paying good money for the privilege of turning your toenails black

Any combination of the above

Aug 25, 2010
Web Economy Bullshit Generator → dack.com
Aug 23, 2010
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Aug 12, 2010
“Slater then got on the plane’s PA system and directed that same obscenity at all the passengers and added that he especially meant it for the man who refused to apologize. Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute…” —JetBlue Flight Attendant Pops Open Plane Chute at JFK, Slides Away - Metropolis - WSJ
Aug 9, 2010
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Aug 4, 2010
“He’s just learning that time and change are slower to come than a young man would ever believe them to be. And that’s what will beat you down some. That’s what will sadly make an anarchist pause.” —Against Me!: Daytrotter Session recorded Jun 1, 2010
Aug 3, 2010
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Aug 3, 2010
The Last Psychiatrist: This Is Why The American Dream Is Out Of Reach → thelastpsychiatrist.com
Aug 3, 2010
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